Locked-Ghost's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(Old) Super Mario: WTF?]

Predictable

I wasnt thinking What the fuck when i saw this movie, all i thought of was yawn. It was predictable, very predictable, it was obvious what they were gonna do. Congratulations you've hit the pinnacle of sprite mediocrity on Newgrounds, which sadly isnt much.

TITROTU responds:

I'm sorry you didn't like it.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Yawn

Ok, as a flash it was just... alright, the animation was slow, but at least you had fbf so I wasnt too dissapointed by it. The music I liked, as musicians I think id like you, but in terms of flash, you could be better. Afterall this is a flash site so I have to review accordingly.

altffour responds:

yawn

[Pallid Fingers 2]

Sweet mother of poop

This is a very well done movie indeed. its got nice animation, a good visual style, and good overall depth. I think some of the voices could of had more emotion in it but thats all I wrong with it (kinda hard because when ure talkin salad fingers not alot of characters have emotion) but thats all i have to say really. Its the kind of movie you have to watch, and enjoy, and you will.

rtil responds:

awesome, I get what you're saying, but what's done is done. Thanks for the review.

[Foamy : "Japanese Capers"]

For the love of christ people...

Might I suggest in the future that the nice folks at UCFD put a disclaimer on these movies

Here are some tips for it.

1. Do not watch and review if you are under the age of 14 (or have intellegence under that number)

2. Your not a babbling drone under Foamys control, and are so obsessed with that character that you refer to him as a "god" or "master" to compare Foamy, an internet squirrel to that of God or Buddha is just laughable

3. Have spent more than 0.01 dollars on Foamy products

4. have dedicated your entire account (and life) to the preservation and worship of foamy, and have IWP, LF, or Knox in your favorites list

5. Been a member of the Newgrounds community for less than 4 months.

6. Have never tried flash or know nothing about flash whatsoever, or what the hell the word "Tween" means.

Its strange. I remember I was like alot of you kids too, in my younger days on NG I used to like LF, and IWP. Untill I looked around NG alot, and found talented folks like the ones at UCFD and makes these flashes who arent the enemy, but are the liberators, and are trying to free your minds from the grip that these evils have over your fragile heads.

[Naruto vs. Sasuke (Mini)]

I was compelled to watch.

Figures, the equation of anime on newgrounds never fails

Popular Anime + Fight Scene + Sprites = Instant fiffen

Dont like people who dont like these flashes, too bad thats the way things go on NG, try and stop us. And while your at it, go fetch yourself some actual dialouge from that sespool of garbage you call a flash movie.

[Bullying]

Not impressed..

And to be honest your colleauges shouldnt be either.. It was too short, and too little substance, but of course it looked nice but its score is .40 more than it should be cause theres a hell of alot of movies that are longer + better looking than this that dont have scores like this.

But hey theres still the <3 for B.

[CHOKE ON A FEW DUCKS]

....

Excuse me I have to go start some shit with a duck

INSPIRED!

TruffleClock responds:

:)

[BlondStar]

Oh comeon!

Normally I dont mind your stuff that much.. but this is just absurd.

You get front page for stealing an audio clip, and adding text on a black screen!?!? Front page!?!? Yet hard working authors bust there backs making good animation only to have there spots taken by this.. just because you're you???

Of course then again, its not the quality of the entry that counts on newgrounds.. Its so fucking popular you are that counts..

What a friggin joke...

The-WalrusZ responds:

I'm me. I rule.

but to be serious... I FRIGGIN SAID I STOLE THE AUDIO! Geez.. what do you want from me? maybe it made front page because it's funny? Geee... what a concept. Getting a chuckle out of something. Why does this website have to be SO competitive and SO gung-ho? I think (I'm not sure) that newGrounds is about fun. If I won the Nobel Peace Prize for this "animation" I would give it back! NewGrounds isn't about that! Just laugh and be happy. I stated that this was a no-brainer. that doesn't make it less funny.

[Foamy: Nazi Samurai!!!]

Yeah this sucks!!!

I mean if it wasnt for foamy, I wouldnt be able to cloathe myself in his well designed T-shirts, drink from the holy glass of foamy, or have anything to fap to on saturday nights. BTW im 13-16 years old, have no life, a lvl 1 account, and have LF, Knox or IWP in my Favorites, and have been a member on newgrounds for less than 2 months.

w00t i pwn!!!

GameSlave responds:

Yeah, Foamy is so funny! I especially like Germaine because I'm a pervert who can't get a girlfriend!

[Legendary Frog & Joanime]

Lol

My favorite part was when LF got blown up, but why would he try to touch Joanime? LF is ghey and likes teh cock. And people like DoctorPoodles need to get there dicks out of LF's ass and look around NG a lil bit more.

eddsworld responds:

No man not even Legendary Fag can resist joanime's large milk trucks.