Locked-Ghost's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[earthsick]

I got to this too late!

I'm sorry, if I had seen this before I would of voted it to try to get it into the top 5, but by the time I got here I was too late. Funny thing, if you put Zelda references in this movie, you probably would of gotten the position (as noted by the daily 1st and 2nd).

This is some trippy stuff you got here, very bizzarre music, and I'm the kind of guy who listens to The Mars Volta for hours on end. Animation wise I liked it, you took the risk of making it like this, and most compitent people will enjoy it, I know I did. This movie had actual animation, it was weird yes but it was enjoyable to watch none the less. Was it perfect? No. Will some people not like it? Of course not. But if they dont have any kind of rhyme or reason for hating it then they should go watch Super Mario Brothers Z Episode 9, I think thats the one where Alvin doesn't animate anything.
Bottom line, this movie DESERVED top 5, but because the Newgrounds population is emassed with teenage morons, it wont get there, and for that i'm sorry. It always sucks when someone creates an original idea and doesn't get rewarded for it.
Anywho, keep up the good work.

notorious responds:

lmao thanks for the good review

[Metropolis Circuit]

A treat to both the eyes and the soul

So long have I awaited the arrival of this flash, counting down the days, constantly checking the deviantart and newgrounds pages for updates on when it would be done, then today I got that message, It'll be here soon. So after college I hopped on my computer and noticed this little flash in the under judgement section, called Metropolis Circuit. Well without even hesistating I cracked this sucker open in a matter of seconds.

To my recollection this is the longest I was waiting for a flash movie ever since ZSL's Squaresville movie. I wasn't dissapointed then, and I'm not now. This movie was simply astonoshing. As the first of the movie we are not told much about why everything is going on as you stated, thats fine. But we do get treated to an action packed sequence of roller skating on sky scrapers and stuff of that nature.
The graphics are absolutely breathtaking, when I saw this it was incredible, the city, the sky, and the characters we're all incredibly detailed and everything oozed quality out of every crevice imaginable.

soundwise, Xenon by Mr. T shocked me as the choice of song, at first I was like, "this will be interesting," but it worked very well to my surprise. Unfortunately there wasn't too much dialouge in between the characters so I can't really comment on the voice acting. Perhaps in the next one.

A fantastic start to a fantastic series, and really inspiring to get off my lazy ass and work on a flash movie for a change. It's people like you and ZSL that make me want to push my flash skills and to try to make something that can rival the overall quality of this animation. You're hard work has paid off.

The only thing i'm worried about is when the next one is coming out, I hope I dont have to wait too long.

rtil responds:

I will make sure that the next one does not take this long. I learned a lot about how long it takes to do a full-blown FBF feature, and how to make the production move a long much faster. the next one will be longer, and have more dialog. it iwll be like a prologue to the real story behind freetown.
i am glad you were not disappointed. i tried not to overhype it or anything, even though i knew people knew i was working on this. i didn't want to disappoint anyone graphics-wise, and that's what this cartoon is all about.

thank you very much for your review, i'm glad you enjoyed it. good luck with your flash movie. :)

[World of Warcraft Hentai!]

You are my hero

OMG, this is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen. I've heard the sound byte before but it is definately the animation that made it seem so funny, depicting obese 13 year old people as obese 13 year old orcs is a stroke of genious!

It doesn't matter about animation this thing is hilarious, the flailing and the fast movement just adds to the experience, and when the father (I'm assuming that the father is the guy with the girly hair, glasses, and hot pants) turns off the computer by ramming his body into it repeadtly.

I dont care what anyone says, this one is going right to my favorites for being so awesome. You, good sir, are awesome.

(P.S you also pissed off alot of kids by lureing them in with porn, you get bonus points just for making them unhappy)

Brick-Toppp responds:

Everybody who reviews 0 is a frustrated masturbator. This is the truth

[Joey's Bright Idea]

You're more depressing than 3 dead babies.

Heres how it goes. I like your work.. Nothing will ever change that. No matter how much you want to whine and complain about your animation, it still does my heart justice to see you bring your works here. But whats with all this disclaimer nonsense... You have to slap warning labels on your animations on how bad they are!? what a shitload of fuck!

You are your own worst critic! This animation wasn't the best, I'll say it right now. I think you tried too hard to be funny in some places (afterall how much can you say about bees), but the animation was superb. Not tweenfest '07 as you make it seem.

Have some confidence in your work. Ya know, it's kinda ironic how all the big name animators out there (IWP, Knox) have little to no talent in entertaining people, yet there so full of themselves! You, on the other hand, have so much more on them its not even funny, but you have absolutely no confidence in your abilities.

A modest review, by a modest fan.

Frazzle Snazzle..

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Knova586 (2:22:59 AM): wrote a review for joey's bright idea
Knova586 (2:23:16 AM): i think it accurately portrays what i stand for
Knova586 (2:23:23 AM): no, im not yungjazz
Knova586 (2:23:25 AM): now go die

AHA

[Wonchop isnt funny]

How could you say Wonchop isnt funny!

Why he made fun of the Wii! dont you remember that! I mean it's called the Wii! ......on second thought ya you're right he isnt funny, and he is a furry.

Another gem from the SS.

taylor-bortner responds:

w00tabegah v :) v t3h teh

[(Old) Super Mario: WTF?]

Predictable

I wasnt thinking What the fuck when i saw this movie, all i thought of was yawn. It was predictable, very predictable, it was obvious what they were gonna do. Congratulations you've hit the pinnacle of sprite mediocrity on Newgrounds, which sadly isnt much.

TITROTU responds:

I'm sorry you didn't like it.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Yawn

Ok, as a flash it was just... alright, the animation was slow, but at least you had fbf so I wasnt too dissapointed by it. The music I liked, as musicians I think id like you, but in terms of flash, you could be better. Afterall this is a flash site so I have to review accordingly.

altffour responds:

yawn

[Pallid Fingers 2]

Sweet mother of poop

This is a very well done movie indeed. its got nice animation, a good visual style, and good overall depth. I think some of the voices could of had more emotion in it but thats all I wrong with it (kinda hard because when ure talkin salad fingers not alot of characters have emotion) but thats all i have to say really. Its the kind of movie you have to watch, and enjoy, and you will.

rtil responds:

awesome, I get what you're saying, but what's done is done. Thanks for the review.

[CHOKE ON A FEW DUCKS]

....

Excuse me I have to go start some shit with a duck

INSPIRED!

TruffleClock responds:

:)

[BlondStar]

Oh comeon!

Normally I dont mind your stuff that much.. but this is just absurd.

You get front page for stealing an audio clip, and adding text on a black screen!?!? Front page!?!? Yet hard working authors bust there backs making good animation only to have there spots taken by this.. just because you're you???

Of course then again, its not the quality of the entry that counts on newgrounds.. Its so fucking popular you are that counts..

What a friggin joke...

The-WalrusZ responds:

I'm me. I rule.

but to be serious... I FRIGGIN SAID I STOLE THE AUDIO! Geez.. what do you want from me? maybe it made front page because it's funny? Geee... what a concept. Getting a chuckle out of something. Why does this website have to be SO competitive and SO gung-ho? I think (I'm not sure) that newGrounds is about fun. If I won the Nobel Peace Prize for this "animation" I would give it back! NewGrounds isn't about that! Just laugh and be happy. I stated that this was a no-brainer. that doesn't make it less funny.